Ya'know.

I would go and say something like “Ubisoft not including any female characters in unity followed by making the world’s most half assed excuse was a ploy to purposefully anger people. Then the angry people would bring up liberation and start buy hundreds of copies of liberation in protest to prove that they want female characters (and also cause the game is cheap now). Thus giving them the guaranteed revenue of unity plus this rush of digital liberation purchases.”

Buuuuuut!

That plan is both far too smart and far too stupid at the same time. So I’m just gonna say its a really really strange turn of events.