jarvisinthetardis

So according to Victoria’s Secret I can love my body if my waist is the size my thigh currently is, if I am 5’ 9”, if I have long slightly wavy brown or blonde hair, and if I am either white or one very specific shade of brown. Thanks for that, I’ll log that away.

[edit] I’ve made kind of a follow up post here since this thing just like exploded and I’ve been getting messages about it. 

fuck-this-im-kinkie-pie

If someone makes a fat guy version of these they can seriously have my body. 

skunkystripe

Am I the only one who finds all the girls on top really REALLY disturbing?