Oh. My. God.

What is with these children I freaking swear. When I was 3 I played games and it was simple be pacman eat pellets. Be sonic go to the right.

I am watching a 5 year old and this is somehow the hardest shit ever. He is constantly asking my help for the god damned loop-de-loops in sonic 1 and 2. He’s asking me to beat eggmans stupid little drill tank for him. He can’t reallise he just needs to go to the right in castle crashers.

I don’t remember simple shit being this hard